Just how good is this Alabama team? Is Urban Meyer's return from suspension distracting from the real story at Ohio State? What are the must-watch games for Week 4? Bleacher Report's Adam Kramer has the answers to those questions and more in his weekly college football notebook, the Thursday Tailgate.
If you're reading this, Nick Saban, close your browser. Slam that flip phone shut. The following is an industrial-sized helping of "rat poison"—the kind of positive reinforcement you've grown to loathe over time.
The team you've assembled this year is good.