Tropical Storm Joaquin is en route to the lower Eastern Seaboard. Here is your forecast, including large bright and very bad yellow patches over Clemson, South Carolina.
Staggering rainfall forecasts for SC, GA, NC and VA over next 48 and 72 hours! pic.twitter.com/k5nYKQE8zQ
— Jim Cantore (@JimCantore) October 2, 2015
You will need to adapt to a post-terrestrial world, Clemson and Notre Dame fans. Fortunately, there is a model for this already. Follow it. Use it. Know it, learn it, and you will not only survive. You will thrive.