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A STATEMENT FROM RUSSIAN SPACE AGENCY DIRECTOR JIMBO FISHER

ABOUT THE SPACECRAFT CURRENTLY PLUMMETING TOWARDS EARTH

First off, I wanna reiterate that me and my assistants here at Roscosmos pride ourselves on running a clean space program. We learn a cargo bay being used to transport drugs, we get rid of that cargo bay. Same thing if we find out one of our booster rockets isn't representing this program the right way in the community. The media wants y'all to think all we care about is getting to outer space and it don't matter how we do it. That's flat out wrong.

Now, I can confirm that Progress M-27M is tumbling towards Earth.