A new restaurant’s coming to Tuscaloosa, and it’s got a famous, heavily tattooed familiar face behind it - no, not Guy Fieri, that’s former Crimson Tide quarterback AJ McCarron rolling your sushi!
“This is a stupid premise for a post, even by your standards,” you say.
Hey, I’m not even to that part yet. This is just the real-life setup. See, look, here’s a picture. This isn’t one of my stupid Photoshops or anything.
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“Oh, I see. Does the sarcastic dog get involved here?”
Well, no, I-
“I’m just going to scroll down and start commenting now.