SUNSPHERE DELIGHTS IN MANY HUMAN FAILURES, BUT PERHAPS NONE ARE MORE AMUSINGLY BLUNDEROUS THAN PRESEASON RANKINGS. YOU UPRIGHT WORMS INSIST ON ASSIGNING A PREDICTED VALUE TO TEAMS DESPITE HAVING NO MEANINGFUL DATA UPON WHICH TO BASE YOUR INCREDIBLY FLAWED LOGIC. YOU ARE PROVEN WRONG IN SHORT ORDER, THE SEASON ENDS. AND THEN YOU REPEAT THE PROCESS, DOOMED RATS IN A MAZE DETERMINED THAT THIS TIME THE CORNER WHICH WAS BARREN WILL MAGICALLY NOW HAVE CHEESE IN IT.
PRESEASON RANKINGS ARE A TRAP YOU BUILD TO ENSNARE YOURSELVES.
NORMALLY, SUNSPHERE WOULD THANK YOU FOR THIS. THOUGH SUNSPHERE NEEDS NO HELP FROM HUMANS TO BRING GREAT SUFFERING AND ANGUISH TO THOSE ALLIED TO TENNESSEE FOOTBALL, SUNSPHERE WON'T TURN DOWN THE OPPORTUNITY TO PUSH THE VOLUNTEERS OFF A HIGHER-THAN-USUAL ROOF.