I KNOW IT'S CLOSER TO HANUKKAH BUT THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF PASSING OVER LATELY, JUST GO WITH IT
BOY: Papa, why this night different from all other nights?
FATHER: Because, my son, tonight is the night I tell you the story of our people, the Bearcats.
BOY: Wait, seriously, you never shut up about them
FATHER: quiet, boy I'm doing a thing here. Now, first, take of this container of food.
BOY: why is it that on all other nights we eat real food, but tonight we eat this takeout?
FATHER: well, partly, your mother has a thing tonight.