BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME BY CRAZY OLD TESTAMENT GOD, I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HOTTY TODDY
This week's review is a bit harder to put together than most weeks, because, I'll confess: I missed most of the weekend of football due to a wedding. (Er, I was staying with friends while the human who ghostwrites this for me was at a wedding. Stay in character, dammit.)
I'm not here to debate the propriety of fall Saturday weddings - I can leave that to the experts, both for and against.
Back in 2004 I declined to be in a wedding because it was on Ohio State-Michigan.