IN WHICH WE START PACKING ON THE WEIGHT FOR A LONG WINTER
Welcome back to 4th & Short, America's Finest College Football Column Ghostwritten By A Dog. I can't prove that, actually. There's a good chance Pat Forde is actually a Labradoodle. Anyways, Happy Monday! What's so happy about it, you say? Well, for one, I didn't play Alabama this weekend.
Also, I'm a dog and have no responsibilities. I'm almost certainly sleeping as you read this.
It was another eventful weekend across the sport, so let's not sniff around the bushes too much - let's dig right in.