CREDENTIALS? YOU WANT CREDENTIALS? HERE'S MY DANG CREDENTIALS [ROLLS OVER FOR BELLY RUB]
Hello, everyone, and welcome to Week 9! As always, I'm Holly, your intrepid pup reporter, here to brief you on what's really happening in college football today. I'm a couple days late this week, but we've all had trouble adjusting to the time change. Me? I've been standing in the yard, barking aimlessly at the darkness. It's a lot like college football Twitter.
On the bright side, my delayed entry into Week 9's discussion allows me to take umbrage with the College Football Playoff Committee's initial rankings, which were released last night.