4TH & SHORT COMES OUT OF RETIREMENT

ME: Wow, I’m really proud of the Every Day Should Be Saturday community. I put out a request last week, and everyone really stepped up. Five straight days of donations, and ultimately, they raised over nine thousand dollars to support mental health services in Southern Indiana, and-

[clattering of claws on wood floor as someone shimmies out from under bed]

HOLLY: I’m sorry to support WHAT

ME: oh hey Holly, I didn’t know you were under there. To support mental health services, they fundraised for Personal Couns-

HOLLY: I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FUNDRAISER TO FIRE YOU

ME: No, it was for charity.