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Joel Embiid has turned the Sixers' famed process into performance art, and everyone is feeling merry and bright -- for now.

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Joel Embiid has turned the Sixers' famed process into performance art, and everyone is feeling merry and bright -- for now.

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Joel Embiid has a theory. It's a Game of Thrones theory. He doesn't know anyone with the production team, hasn't read the books the show is based on and isn't active in Reddit chat rooms with the other crazy fans and GoT theorists.