Picture this: your team is down 15 points with 48 second remaining in the 4th quarter. You’re looking up from your phone, getting ready to leave, but you notice that all of a sudden, the fans are going wild. You check the scoreboard and realize that your team’s third string power forward just hit a three to put your guys up over 100 points.
You celebrate, you shed tears of joy, you thrust a singular fist triumphantly towards the bannerless rafters. Why? Because free food is why. Every fan knows the promotions of their local team and anxiously awaits that free large McDonald’s fries.