This game doesn't matter at all to us, but it definitely matters to the Stars. Deep the in dark, poured concrete buildings of the grey world called the "Midwest", middle-aged couples stand by their computers awaiting the results of tonight's game. The hotels have been scouted, and likely already booked with cancellation clauses already added. They're going to drink, swear, and probably challenge children to fights in the streets and concourses later this month, the only question is: Where?
Yes, Dallas wants to win this game much like Minnesota probably wants Dallas to win this game, so Chicago and St.