Where else to begin but at the beginning? If you've never seen David Poile Excited Face, here you go...
Are first NHL goals great? Yes.
Seth Made America Great Again with his off-the-charts patriotism...
We also can't forget that we've taken a clear dip in Handsomeness/60, one of the most undervalued advanced stats in hockey.
Or that he once went to war with Mike Fisher and Carrie Underwood over a golf ball and a shattered window.