Hello, everyone, I’m Eamon Smith and this is Fun Friday. If you’re not familiar with this series (fair, it’s been a long hiatus) it usually involves me asking a very arbitrary question, attempting to answer it using a frequently futile semi-scientific approach, and ultimately coming up with some incredibly silly (but entertaining!) results.
For a bit of background on what this revived series is going to be bringing to your wonderful eyes, I’d recommend reading up on some of my previous nonsense: there was when I attempted to make the Predators better and accidentally created the worst team in NHL history; the time I assembled a team made to play boring hockey that would make Barry Trotz squeal in delight; and last but not least, my quest to project the career of NFL cornerback Jalen Ramsey as an NHL goalie.