For your reading consideration on the eve of college football’s celebrated return to all of our lives… Andrew Maurins’ Rules To Abide By This Football Season And Every Season
- Don’t be a jerk ~ This is the foundation upon which every other rule is built. I know how hard it can be to act the part of a gracious host with ungrateful guests (I’m looking in your directions, Vegas and Boise). But the absolute, bare bones, hardly-have-to-exert-any-extra-effort advice each one of you can put into practice (if you haven’t already) is “Don’t be a jerk.” If you don’t want to buy an opposing fan a drink or offer them one of your kidneys, you don’t have to.