Our favorite columnist has returned from his slumber to save you from the boring thoughts of our new overlord. I, for one, welcome him back.
It's good to be back! Really. No sarcasm or sass here (that comes later).
The Bullet Points
- It’s late August. The days aren’t quite as oppressively hot as they were before. A Wolf Pack football practice has been moved to an indoor basketball court due to forest fire smoke and extreme frugality. Rebel fans have anointed yet another Football Messiah who will, unlike their last Football Messiah (and the one before him, and the one before him, and the one before him…), lead them out of the wilderness of eternal suckitude.