There are three ways to illustrate the Montreal Canadiens offseason. If you were a big fan of the team overall and wanted Marc Bergevin to make small but effective moves, you’ve already set off the balloons and firecrackers dancing to a french dub of Gloria.
That has been a key critique of the Habs in that the additions of Ben Chiarot, Nick Cousins, and Keith Kinkaid have done nothing to change things. But if the plan was to tweak opposed to change, the results of it won’t be seen until October.
If you were someone who wanted a gamechanger to put the Montreal Canadiens over the edge, you’ll either be picking up all the things thrown on the ground in your 14th rage episode or buying another box of tissues.