Pre-Game
- (Looks at St. Louis’ record)
- That’s right folks, an Elton John joke, welcome to a Scott Matla TSM!
- I hope the Blues don’t trade Barclay, he’s adorable.
First Period
- 300 games for the on they call D-Lo and 200 games for the One Man Armia.
- Well that’s not the best start, but David Perron, sometimes you just have to hug Carey Price.
- Hey defence, you guys can help him on the penalty kill, just sayin’.