Maybe Taco Bell didn’t win the fast food wars after all. If the Sylvester Stallone movie Demolition Man taught us anything it’s that the third world war on planet Earth won’t be between countries but it will be between fast food companies fighting for your eating business. In these fast food wars Ronda Rousey, acting a spokesperson for Carl’s Jr. (Or Hardees), will happily armbar all 500 of Taco Bell’s breakfast defectors.
Good job Taco Bell breakfast defectors so you’ve found a way to consume south of the border fast food when you both pass out and wake up; no need to brag about it.