UNIQUE JOB OPPORTUNITY:
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TRAINING FEES:
-ONLY $1,500-$5,000
SALARY:
-$0 to start
-after 5 to 20 years of service… I mean, what were you looking to get?…
Would you be willing to take half of that? Sorry, we didn’t get the crowd we were expected this time.
REQUIREMENTS:
-no previous experience required
-athletic physique and/or athletic ability preferred but not required.