Bro, watch your hands by the championship goods.
Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) women's bantamweight champion Ronda Rousey was "aggressively rubbed" by the orderly charged with wiping her skin down with make-up. That's one of many "crazy" outtakes from her recent Sports Illustrated Swimsuit photo shoot (see the full gallery here).
Spoiler: They're not that crazy.
"The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue wasn't like Playboy or all those others," Rousey told For The Win. "It wasn't so fake and plastic... I purposely tried to get a little bit heavier for the SI issue so I was a little bit curvier and not in top fight shape look but the look at which I feel I'm the most attractive.