Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) middleweight titleholder Michael Bisping has been making good use of his downtime in between mixed martial arts (MMA) fights, recently filming xXx: The Return of Xander Cage alongside mug-faced action star Vin Diesel.
I never saw the first xXx movie — or the putrid remake starring Ice Cube when Diesel decided he was too fast and fastidious to make action movies — but the plot description tells me he’s an extreme sports athlete recruited by the government for a special mission.
Sounds like that dopey Point Break remake they tortured us with a few months back but hey, suspension of disbelief and all that jazz.