Awwwww.
United States Marine Jarrod Haschert, a mere 22 years young, is looking for a date to the big dance. That's why he made an online video for his far-away crush, Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) women's bantamweight titleholder Ronda Rousey.
The video has more than three million views in less than a week.
"You are my celebrity crush, like, I love everything you do and I think you are a phenomenal person," Hash said. "Which is why it would be my honor to take you to the Marine Corps Ball."
But whether she relents and takes the young whipper-snapper to his ball, or pulls the "Sorry junior, I'm currently in training camp" card remains to be seen.