I grew up thinking every Marine was like Gunnery Sergeant Thomas Highway, so this video takes some getting used to.
Nevertheless, star-struck serviceman Jarrod Haschert was fortunate enough to get Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) women's bantamweight champion Ronda Rousey to accompany him to the Marine Corps Ball in December.
Let's hope she's coming off a win, or "Rowdy" could be a real party pooper.
Haschert insists he'll have no trouble meeting her one stipulation: Finding dates for Shayna Baszler, Marina Shafir, and Jessamyn Duke, her "horsewomen" stablemates.
I wonder if this tour of booty can be considered a charitable tax write off?