Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) lightweight No. 1 contender Donald Cerrone has the best pre-fight training camps.
After all, why waste your time getting all sweaty in some smelly gym when you can just hit the great outdoors? Sure, you could get attacked by a rabid bat or those killer albinos from The Descent, but that won't stop "Cowboy" from a fun day of spelunking.
"If something happens out there, they'll find you years later," according to the local yokel.
Don't worry, Cerrone has his permit.
He also has all his bones intact and will be ready to go for his upcoming title fight against reigning 155-pound kingpin Rafael dos Anjos (more on that here).