When I first heard that mixed martial arts (MMA) veteran Urijah Faber was the victim of a home invasion, only to have the intruder empty her bowels all over the "California" carpet, I was convinced the perpetrator was the "Brown Bomber," who made headlines late last week for spackling the cage floor.
Turns out she was just a random psycho.
In any event, Faber -- currently embroiled in a bitter feud with his former teammate -- is no longer down in the dumps about the smelly situation and even captured video of the poopy proceedings, which I now share with you, because misery loves company.