I hate to bring you this sort of thing right before lunch, but why must I suffer alone?
Top mixed martial arts (MMA) featherweight prospect Erick Sanchez, who trains out of Team Alpha Male in Sacramento, Calif., was bounced from next week's Combate Americas headliner as a result of his gnarly staph infection seen in the embedded video above.
Still doesn't beat this, but then again, what does?
Replacing Sanchez is 145-pound standout John Castaneda, facing off against Angel Cruz in the three-round main event at "Aspira A Mas Presents Combate Americas: Combate OCHO.