The good news is, he'll be out in just 24 hours.
Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) welterweight Nick Diaz ran afoul of the law following his arrest for suspicion of driving under the influence (DUI) -- among other things -- last September in Lodi, Calif., resulting in the greatest mugshot of all time (see it).
Diaz was picked up in the wee hours of Sept. 6, 2014, and in addition to his DUI charge, was also booked for obstructing a police officer, destroying evidence, and driving with a suspended license.
But hey, it's all good in the 209.