They can take away our dignity by making men wear skirts, but they will never ... take ... our freeeeeeeeedom!
So went the (paraphrased) famous words of William Wallace from the movie Braveheart, portrayed by an American-born Australian.
Similarly, nobody remotely Scottish will be playing a starring role in UFC Fight Night 72 in Glasgow, Scotland, this Saturday (July 18, 2015) on FOX Sports 1 (full card here). But there will be plenty of Englishmen and Irishmen.
Hey, close enough, right?
This card doesn't have any superstars on it and after UFC 189, everything you bite into is going to taste a bit like haggis.