Aren't you glad you got up at 10 a.m. on a Saturday so you could watch Michael Bisping throw pillows at Thales Leites in the fourth UFC event in the past seven days? What? You live in Scotland so it was a normal time zone for you? In that case, wasn't there a soccer game or a football game on (whatever you Euros call it) that you would have rather been watching?
I only wish I were joking.
The best part about watching a Michael Bisping fight is seeing him get knocked out because if he's not getting knocked out then you're usually in for 25 minutes of feather-tickling fake outs and fleeing.