When I looked at the lineup to this card in New Orleans, half filled with guys whose names I didn't know and the other half with guys I didn't care about, I was reminded of the Simpsons episode where Marge starts a pretzel business. "I saw you desperately trying to cram one more salty treat into America's already-bloated snack hole," said Homer. America's bloated snack hole, indeed. The UFC has so many events these days that the cards aren't just watered down, they're like Leo DiCaprio handcuffed to a bed as the Titanic takes a jaunt to the ocean floor.
UFC Fight Night 68: 'Boetsch vs Henderson,' The Report Card
