But denies any wrongdoing...
Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) featherweight Rony Mariano Bezerra likes to call himself "Jason" after the masked serial killer, which may be apropos in this case, since he just machete'd his career like a horny teen counselor at Camp Crystal Lake.
Bezerra failed his UFC Fight Night 67 drug test for the diuretic hydrochlorothiazide, according to the Brazilian MMA Athletic Commission (CABMMA), who overturned his first-round submission win over Damon Jackson back on May 30 to a "no contest."
"Jason" will also serve a nine-month suspension.
"I'm talking to my nutritionist and UFC doctors," Bezerra told MMA Fighting.