I wish I had $5 billion handy, so I could A) scoop up 100 acres in Colorado and live the rest of my days as a Doomsday Prepper and B) purchase UFC so we can stop writing about purchasing UFC.
Is that asking too much?
Anyway, the world's largest mixed martial arts (MMA) promotion is currently playing fire and rescue, after a report from FloCombat set the Interweb ablaze with details of a $4.2 billion purchase from a bunch of greedy rich people I never heard of.
Naturally, something like that might send employees into a panic.