Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) featherweight champion Conor McGregor is no longer headed to Hollywood. Instead, "Notorious" will star in his own movie, which doubles as an infomercial for Segway PT, those little scooters that zip you around town and strip you of your machismo.
I guess it beats walking.
Hopefully, McGregor doesn't fall off the damn thing and injure himself, as mixed martial arts (MMA) fans expect him to show up for his Nate Diaz rematch at the UFC 202 pay-per-view (PPV) event, taking place on Aug. 20, 2016 inside T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada.