Paul Felder knows exactly what you think of him: a prelim pyrotechnician, throwing spinning knockout blows to dazzle and amaze.
What, does he amuse you? Is that why he’s here? Wham, bam, thank you, MMA fan? Just doling out the spinning backfists for your entertainment and then off to the Cerrone ranch for another day of canned beer and base jumping, is it?
I’m disgusted.
But you know who’s not disgusted? Paul Felder. He knows precisely what you want, and he’s actually kind of cool with it. In fact, it’s all part of Felder’s grand design.