Fighting isn’t for everyone. I still have trouble getting my dad to enjoy — nay, understand — mixed martial arts because he’s 75 years old and can’t comprehend why two men wouldn’t just stand up from a ground fight and start slugging each other in the face. He also seems to think only girls should be named “Dana.”
And much like watching fights isn’t for everyone, so is participating in them. As we can see in the video below, these two fútbol/football/soccer players probably aren’t trained fighters and have likely never been in a [decent] fight in their lives. This is evident by the less-than-superior striking techniques displayed to the cadence of LL Cool J’s “Mama Said Knock You Out.