I’m going to be frank with you– and before you ask, yes, you can still be whatever your name is– I haven’t watched Raw in like three weeks. No particular reason, really. I’ve just been doing other things…
…like taking pictures of myself wearing a championship wrestling belt in public places. Ya know, nothing unusual.
Don’t worry, though. I’ve kept up with the happenings of WWE via the internet, so come Sunday, I’ll be ready to watch WWE Night of Champions on the WWE Network.
Now, just because I haven’t been watching current WWE TV doesn’t mean I haven’t been watching wrestling related programming.