“The Whole Shebang is a stupid nickname.”
“The Cat’s Pajamas? That’ll never catch on.”
“You’re gonna call your finisher The Hurts Donut..? What are you, twelve years old?”
“Why are you saving a tweet inviting Chris Pratt to PWG in your drafts?…
…what do you mean you’re waiting for the perfect opportunity?! That’s unnecessary.”
“Stop calling energy drinks ‘endos!”
“Why do I always have to be the first to die in any scenario where an animal is chasing us?!..
..because I’m a little guy with cerebral palsy isn’t a good reason! Why wouldn’t the animal want the bigger guy?