“I had the best laid plans this side of America, started out in church and finished with Angelica. And now I dig it in the dirt, and I'm down here for a while...”
—The Cure, “Wrong Number”
“I have this guy who decided to blackmail my wife for $$$ I want to teach this prick a lesson without going to jail. I Hope you can help and I hope he will accept.”
That is a direct quote from an email we received at Sherdog Fight Finder, with the title simply “MMA fight.