It's 2015 and all across the US local nightly news teams are fascinated by the sport known as "mixed martial arts" or "ultimate fighting". And they always use air quotes when discussing MMA. To help put these television broadcasters at ease who better then the most intimidating fighter on the UFC roster Sage Northcutt to teach them their MMA ABCs.
Sage, crusher of frying pans, Northcutt will turn even the most skeptical local journalist into a full-fledged UFC fan lickity split. Cage fighting isn't so scary when Northcutt bear hugging you and smiling the whole time. Northcutt is the happiest teenager in recorded human history could be the new face of UFC.