Hey, you know that lunatic in Italy who wants the MMA media to play his skin flute?
He just signed Rousimar Palhares and booked him to compete in the co-main event of Venator FC 3, which takes place on May 21, 2016 in Milan, Italy. Yes, that's the same mixed martial arts (MMA) circus headlined by Jason Miller, who was arrested last week for his unsolicited paint job.
Sure, Palhares is still under contract with World Series of Fighting (WSOF) and was suspended for two years for unsportsmanlike behavior (details), but the Brazilian has to feed his growing family and can't be bothered with some of those finer details.