Greetings and Salutations, Cheap-Heaters! Welcome back to my mad scientists lab. The place where things get chopped up (Some say, Butchered) – but I prefer the term Dissected (you should have seen his collegiate fetal pig dissection… that thing was NOT “dissected”) – Today I come to you off the successful Ring of Honor Pay Per View, Best in the World.
No, not YOU, UFC-boy. But thanks for checking in. A lot of us wrestling fans do miss you plying the trade that made you rich and famous… Yes… rich AND famous ties into what I’m doing with my scalpel (Butchering the english language?