With friends like these...
Former Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) light heavyweight champion Jon Jones, who once again coughed up his division title, will spend the rest of the year — and half of 2017 — on the bench after United States Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) suspended him for one year.
Men always getting into trouble because of their penis!
Turns out “Bones” was trying to boost his performance under the sheets and relied on one of his teammates — because pharmaceutical prescriptions are so cliche these days — and ended up with a penis potion that packed a little more punch than intended.