Kevin Johnson, retired NBA star and Mayor of Sacramento, Calif., got a face full of cream earlier this week by way of flying pie.
I'm sure there's a Brazzers joke in here somewhere.
As you might expect, Mayor Pie Face was not amused by his half-wit attacker and promptly delivered a judicial beatdown. Probably not the kind of story you would expect to find on a mixed martial arts (MMA) blog, especially one as high-brow as MMAmania.com, but there's more to the story.
There always is.
"What a crazy turn of events," eyewitness and UFC bantamweight Urijah Faber told TMZ.