If you think I'm a shitty writer, I've got bad news: I'm an even shittier detective.
But I couldn't help but wonder if the body-painted booty in the photo above, posted earlier today by the editor for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit, is not former Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) women's bantamweight champion Ronda Rousey.
And not just because "Rowdy" previously appeared for SI Swimsuit (see the photo gallery here).
But rather because I have a hard time imagining there is another female with the same sultry body shape who also has the same tattoos of a kodokan flower and UFC Octagon.