Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu world champion Gabi Garcia, undefeated in mixed martial arts (MMA) at 3-0, stands well over six-feet tall and tips the scale north of 200 pounds. So it would, of course, make sense to pair her off against 52-year-old politician Shinobu Kandori, who hasn’t competed in combat sports in nearly 17 years and stands just 5’7”.
Before we chastise Japan for allowing (and encouraging) freak-show fights, let’s have a moment of silence for that 68-year-old granny who got her ass whooped by a 24-year-old pro last February in Colorado (watch it again here).