Al: Don’t you wanna secure little Donnie’s future?
Cowboy: His name is DANGER!
Al: You going surfing after this?
Cowboy: It’s called WAKEBOARDING!
Real estate jokes aside, Cerrone is a perfect b-side for Conor McGregor. He’s got the skills to win, and a personality that McGregor can rankle. I’m just an armchair cartoon psychologist so take nothing seriously, but maybe there’s a correlation between fighters McGregor can upset before a fight and goad into a situation to McGregor’s advantage, versus unflappable opponents who remain rooted in their own game plan.