Main Event Micromanagement: Welcome to the debut edition of “Main Event Micromanagement,” the once-weekly column where I pick one aspect of an hour-long broadcast for intense over-analysis. I’m not talking about the “Match of the Night,” or Most Valuable Player—those reviews are reserved for other days of the week. Instead we’ll be covering one-liners provided by color commentators, notes on wardrobe, ridiculous fans at ringside, and other SEEMINGLY nonsensical nuances of what is perhaps the WWE’s least visible show. Let’s get into the very first installment of “Main Event Micromanagement,” where our topic of the day is… For the Record, I couldn’t find a photo of his tights, but it’s the same logo that he has on his t-shirt.
Darren Young’s Equality Trunks
Written by Mark Adam Haggerty 
Main Event Micromanagement: Darren Young’s Equality Trunks
