And he doesn't have to kill anyone, either.
The name's Buffer.
The longtime Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) veteran voice of the Octagon does indeed have a cushy job when you compare it to your everyday 9-to-5, as Buffer gets to travel the world on the company's dime while getting a front row seat to every single fight.
If that's not enough to get most men jealous, what will likely have them green with envy is the fact that Bruce (no, not that one) can channel his inner James Bond and sleep with anyone he chooses, without the fear of commitment.